The VMA’s never fail to have some sort of crazy happen during them.  Brit Brit’s awful ‘comeback’ performance a few years back, Kanye interrupting Taylor, and this year..GaGa’s alter ego Jo Calderone was out in full force and frankly creeping the shit out of me.  The show opened to some tiny dark haired man walking with a swagger and taking drags off of a cigarette.  I honest to God had no idea this ‘man’ was Lady GaGa until ‘he’ started talking.  I then gave a wtf look at my tv and continued watching intrigued and freaked out.  I’m sorry but this Jo character is weird as hell in my opinion.  I understand Lady GaGa is SO different and unique and artsy..blah blah..whatever..I’m just not jumping on the alter ego train.

And if seeing the man version of Lady GaGa all night wasn’t weird enough..lets add in Nicki Minaj and Katy Perrys outfits and we reached another level of strange.  To start..lets talk about Nicki..what the hell was she wearing?

For one, I couldn’t hear a word of her black carpet interview because of that stupid doctors mask that she was wearing.  Since when did wearing medical peices become fashionable? I guess I missed that memo. And is it just me or did it look like she was wearing the Aggro Crag from Nickelodeons ‘GUTS’.  Oh, and can’t forget the stuffed animal creature she had dragging behind her all night. #hotmess

And then we have Katy Perry who was sporting a large lego on her head. When she had to walk onto the stage to accept her award I was just waiting for that thing to fall off and squish poor little Justin Bieber.  Maybe I just dont ‘get it’ and by ‘it’ I mean the whole dressing like a freak at awards shows.  At least Bieber agrees with me. I still love what he said about Lady GaGa and her Grammy entrance..   “People say it’s artistic and stuff. I’m just like, ‘You’re an egg ” Amen little boy.

Now moving on to awkward VMA moments. 

1) Lady Gaga, I mean …Jo Calderone saying that she touched herself to posters of Britney Spears

2) Jo trying to kiss Brit Brit which was 50 seconds of pure awkward bliss. Britneys poor lips were quivering when Jo was giving her the stare down. Granted I think shes had worse touch her lips if were being honest, but I’m glad she didn’t give us a repeat Madonna kiss because really going from Madonna to Jo is clearly a downgrade.

3) Chris Browns lip syncing. Enough Said.

4) Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner presenting together (heh)

5) Mileybirds hideous dress

6) Taylor whatever or another winning best new artist. His tie die shirt, mom having a heart attack, and a speech you couldn’t understand because every other word was bleeped out. #classy

And because it wasn’t all bad here I’ll add in some things that I watched that didn’t make me cringe.

1) Pregnant Beyonce! And the adorable belly rubbing she did after her performance followed by the proud look from her man Jay-Z.

2) Adele..just amazing.

3) Britney tribute. Granted it was a bit short and Britney having to announce Beyonce at the end of her speech kind of took away from it all.  But I loved it none the less.

4) Selena/Bieber PDA. #younglove

5) Pitbull laughing after he said ‘Linsday Lohan’ during his performance..I love it.